Today’s article is free because I want everybody to know how much AT&T and FedEx sucks. If you agree with me, please become a subscriber and we can be curmudgeonly together. I usually write a column on Monday night. I'm a day behind because of some epic scumbaggery that I will attempt to describe using the least amount of curse words possible.
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