Woody Allen and Britney and the Vince McMaho…

Things got really weird really fast 2 days ago when the Cosby news broke. The guy had just been denied parole, and nobody was expecting him so slither back into the nation's consciousness. He was yesterday's news, about as relevant as that pervert who played Baretta on TV. Just another sex fiend with deep pockets and a hideous fashion sense. Our fascination with celebrities ends abruptly when they are buried in the penal system. Phil Spector went from the greatest record producer of all time to some sad freak sitting in a courtroom with a Sly Stone afro, and it all happened in about the time it takes to learn the chords to "Be My Baby". And poor Jared from the Subway commercials is unrecognizable these days......bigger than Monty Python's Mr. Creosote.....since he can't order the foot longs and baked Lays anymore. Fame is a ghastly business. Be advised.

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