We’re now living inside an Onion article...

Currently I’m somewhere in between “oh, it won’t be THAT bad” and “it’s going to be fucking worse than anything our lizard brains can possibly comprehend”.

You too?

An actual headline I came across yesterday was “Donald Trump picks dog killer Kristi Noem to lead Homeland Security” and I’m so immune to such batshit-ery that I drove right by like it was a s…