The Pope and the White Sox and the loaves and the fishes....

We have a new Pope. He’s an American. Americans are pretty stoked about this. Our very first Pontiff. Well, most Americans anyway. The MAGA crowd is big mad because the Pope is “woke” and “Marxist” and doesn’t hate immigrants. They were hoping for somebody more attuned to their delicate sensibilities. Like Idi Amin. Or Sean Hannity.