Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog

High School.

I got off easy.

The metal detectors and bulletproof backpacks were still years away. The bullies still bullied and the jocks still jocked but you never thought the weirdo in the corner who wore white socks and brown shoes and highwater pants and doodled pictures of guns on his book covers was gonna one day show up in a Dracula-inspired duster…

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