Office Space and Spinal Tap

Every day dueling articles appear in my newsfeed.

One declares that remote work is deader than crypto. We simply HAVE to return to the office or....well....SOMETHING bad is gonna happen, BRO. Obscenely rich white men SAID SO AND WHEN HAVE THEY EVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING?

And then there’s an article that declares that offices are deader than crypto....and that anybody being shoed into one against their will is a prize horse's ass who should go all Norma Rae / Mother Jones on their oppressor's ass. POWER TO THE PEOPLE, BITCHES!

Which is it?