Nothing really matters. I think Freddie Mercury said that.

When half the nation is actually cheering on an active shooter like he’s Aaron Rodgers running a two minute drill, it might be time to admit that our nearly 250 year experiment with democracy is on life support. The fact that said democracy has largely been destroyed by an almost comically villainous reality TV show host makes this all the more <insert whatever works best for you in here>.

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