"Facebook is an absolute cesspool of ignorance and ungrammatical, misspelled, unempathetic douchebaggery..."

Facebook is an absolute cesspool of ignorance and ungrammatical, misspelled, unempathetic douchebaggery. It should be carpet bombed and re-engineered from the ground up, only allowing pictures of dogs and kids on their first day of school. We already deal with so much face-to-face stupidity. To come home and throw yourself on the couch and start thumbing through your Facebook feed is akin to medicating by setting yourself on fire. It's like groundhog day in a Florida school board meeting. As dumb as the face-to-face people are, in comparison they are the master race next to what you read, every single day, on Facebook. These people, if they are real, breed, vote, listen to Kid Rock, and are allowed to have pets. They storm the capitol. You name it. It's terrifying. Also, they are experts on EVERYTHING.