Dr. Seuss and Mister Potato Head walk into a bar....

Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato head have suddenly become martyrs in the titanic struggle of owning the libs. In their non-stop effort to keep the victimhood dumpster fire burning, Tucker and his minions have chosen a long-dead writer of children's books and a long forgotten plastic toy to hitch their little-red-wagon too. As a result, the folks who own the Dr…