"But heaven help Snedeker if he predicts 3 (or 5) inches and we get 4. Suddenly he's part of the Illuminati...."

Tonight’s weather forecast? Dark.

—George Carlin

I don't know why anybody would willingly get into the business of predicting weather. It's like what Harry Truman said about being President. No matter what you say, half the people are going to be mad at you.